Beth: Hi, I’m Beth.
God: I WILL BE WHAT I WILL BE.
Beth: It’s a pleasure.
Getting to Know YouBeth:
God: I AM THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD.
Judy: Sorry, I didn’t catch your name?
God: I AM THE BEGINNING AND THE END.
Frank: I got dibs on the MIDDLE! Heh heh heh
Frank: I call the hat.
Beth: I’m the battleship!
God: I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA.
Judy: Sorry, God, there aren’t any pieces like that and you can only be one.
God: I AM THE FIRST AND THE LAST.
Frank: We’ll decide turns later, God.
Beth: C’mon, God. Pick a real piece so we can start.
God: I AM.
Frank: Right, so God’s the shoe.
Customer: Great. So, does that mean I can order from you now?
God: YOU SAY IT, BECAUSE I AM.
Customer: Okay, two hamburgers, two fries and a large coke, please. Oh, and can you take off the onions?
God: ALL AUTHORITY HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH. AND I WILL REMOVE THE ONIONS.