Business as Usual
TWGS: This unit's a real beauty, a steal at $200.
Susan: Well, I don't really need a modem.
TWGS: I hear you, Susan. Tell you what: you just pay $250, and you don't have to take the modem.
Susan: That sounds fine. I'll also not buy two fax machines, please.
In The Bathroom
Andy: Why are you standing in front of the urinal without letting your trousers down?
TWGS: I've sold my body on urinating by osmosis.
Andy: That's incredible.
TWGS: Always be closing.
At The Track
Johnny: I'll never bet again.
TWGS: Bet on number nine, it's lucky.
TWGS: [rings bell]
Boss: Get in here!
Boss: Have you been sleeping with my wife?
TWGS: [incredulous] Yes!
Boss: You're fired!
At The Movies
TWGS: One for "End of Days," please.
Cashier: Eight dollars.
TWGS: Eight? How about one? [winks]
TWGS: [bares chest] One?
TWGS: I've lost it.
TWGS: Hence, the new platform really pays for itself within two quarters, although with your systems, James, I'd put the breakeven time at a little over one.
James: Okay, that's pretty convincing. Why don't you ship one to us?
TWGS: Did you know I'm the world's greatest salesman?
James: Um...okay, ship two.
TWGS: [under breath] Fuck yeah.