Stanford Chaparral

Eric Clapton is dead.

Eric Clapton has died.

He is dead: Eric Clapton.

He has died (Eric Clapton).

Who is dead? Eric Clapton.

Hes Dead, Volknar

Eric Clapton died today. I had nothing to do with it; I read it in the paper.


The fax that's coming out of the fax machine is because of the phone call I just made. To Eric Clapton, (who is in heaven with his baby son).