Targeted Stranger: So where do you go to school?

Stanford Student: Oh! Gosh! This is embarrassing!

Targeted Stranger: Oh, you can tell me.

Stanford Student: I go to Stanford!

Targeted Stranger: Why is that embarrassing?

Stanford Student: I’m a genius writer.

Targeted Stranger: What?

Stanford Student: I’m failing math!

 

Targeted Stranger: Where do you go to college?

Stanford Student: Let’s put it this way, in high school my friends and I used to dress up all crazy and go to the bowling alley to bowl and see people’s reactions to our outfits.

Targeted Stranger: Oh, so you’re a dropout.

Stanford Student: No! I’m quirky. I go to Stanford.

Targeted Stranger: I see.

Stanford Student: I like all types of music except country.

Targeted Stranger: I didn’t ask.

 

Targeted Stranger: Where do you go to school?

Stanford Student: I go to school in California.

Targeted Stranger: Oh that’s nice.

Stanford Student: Don’t you want to know where in California?

Targeted Stranger: Um, ok sure.

Stanford Student: It’s near San Francisco.

Targeted Stranger: I used to live in San Francisco, I moved there for a couple of years during “the movement.” Times were different back then.

Stanford Student: I go to Stanford.

Targeted Stranger: I remember when Haight/Ashbury was Haight Ashbury. They were all out there, all the greats.

Stanford Student: I go to Stanford; it’s one of the most renowned colleges in the entire world. It has perhaps the lowest acceptance rate of any school in the country.

Targeted Stranger: Yep, we did it all back then. Damn near smoked myself retarded.

Stanford Student: I AM BETTER THAN YOU.

Targeted Stranger: Stanford eh? Isn’t that in Connecticut?

 

Targeted Stranger: Where do you go to college?

Stanford Student: I go to Stanford.

Targeted Stranger: Sweet, like from Saved By the Bell? That’s where Jesse Spano went right?

Stanford Student: No, that’s Stansbury. That’s a fake school.

Targeted Stranger: That’s so awesome, is Jesse in any of your classes?

Stanford Student: Dude, that was fake, it’s not a real school.

Targeted Stranger: You should totally hook up with her.

Stanford Student: I don’t think she even got in remember? Zack beat her on he SATs. She took the caffeine pills.

Targeted Stranger: Man, your school sounds crazy. I hope you don’t get caught up in that shit.

 

Targeted Stranger: So where do you go to school?

Stanford Student: I go to school in California.

Targeted Stranger: Oh, so you’re gay?

Stanford Student: No no, Brown’s in Rhode Island. I go to Stanford.

Targeted Stranger: Oh so you’re quirky.

Stanford Student: Very quirky.