Stanford Chaparral

Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
Scar up your face, Chase.
Let the wound swell, Mel.
Just get yourself free.

Stomp on her feet, Pete.  
Don’t gotta explain a thang.
Just pee on her bed, Ted.
And get yourself free.

Yeah, seek a hiding spot, Mott.
Write “BITCH” on her leg, Greg
in permanent Sharpie, see.
You got yourself free.