![by Paul Simon](/system/assets/media/original/7_more_ways_to_leave_your_lover-87fb2d43f5355dce71647c752f97deb2.png)
Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
Scar up your face, Chase.
Let the wound swell, Mel.
Just get yourself free.
Stomp on her feet, Pete.
Don’t gotta explain a thang.
Just pee on her bed, Ted.
And get yourself free.
Yeah, seek a hiding spot, Mott.
Write “BITCH” on her leg, Greg
in permanent Sharpie, see.
You got yourself free.