Important things that The Chaparral is older than
ice cream cones
hamburgers
the word "smog"
tractors
Every single man in the world except one. Think
Highlander.
Student FAQ
??? What the hell is Chaparral?
You won't get any of the jokes in the Chaparral, unless you understand what Chaparral is and its relationship to the natural environment.
A type of dry habitat consisting of short shrubs.
A type of biome characterized by evergreen shrubs, rainy winters, long dry summers, and cycles of fire burnoff.
An opportunistic plant, taking advantage of little water in order to develop seeds and carry on its life cycle.
A roadrunner. One two three four five six
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A impenetrable thicket of questionable fat jokes and list pieces about sexual insecurity.
Today, thanks to research grants from The Chaparral's endowment, the chaparral plant is used for more than just metaphor. Scientists are investigating chaparral as a treatment for some types of skin cancer, and studies also show that it can reduce bacterial or viral damage to teeth when used as a mouth rinse.