The Stanford Chaparral

Proverbs for a Decadent People



It is impossible to overstuff an armchair.

The sharpest picture is not always the clearest.

The best things in life are free of state tax.

Glory fades - the Segway is a poor substitute for the Concorde.

Stock options are often the most constricting.

Don't judge a broker by his cover letter.

Beggars can't be trusted.

Hell hath no fury like an inventor warned.

Late to bed and later to rise, ensures a day free of duty and red eyes.

Chateau Margaux doesn't grow on trees. 



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