Feats of Strength

Six saltines in one minute. No water.

Two slices of bread in one minute. No water.

Six glasses of water in five minutes. No saltines.

Two saltines followed by three glasses of milk in seven minutes. No bread.

Ten hard-boiled eggs and a one-mile run. Six minutes.

One pushup in 0.3 seconds. Four saltines.

Feed twelve children in five minutes. No bread.

Eighty glasses of water in two days. No food.

Pineapple in seven minutes. Five minutes.

A third of a glass of water in two hours. No water.

Mine seven diamonds in ten minutes. No tools.

Eat seven diamonds in ten minutes. No tools.

Eat seven diamonds in three hours.  No mining.

Three sandwiches. No time.

Marry seven Anns. No Mary-Anns.

Harvest a large crop. No Cotton Gin.

Invent one Cotton Gin. No Eli Whitney.

Birth one Eli Whitney. No midwife, three halfwives.

A thousand saltines.