Good Dance Moves

• The face-plant
• The witch without a broom 2000 (aka the wwab 2000)
• The twist and turn
• The felled tree
• The emergency leg shake
• The guy who recently lost use of his ankles
• The lower lombard shimmy
• The Gortex texture
• The newlywed awkward first-time sex with your Mormon girlfriend dance
• The Fresh Lettuce-twist
• The Lou Gehrig, pre-Lou Gehrig's disease (based on the Macarena)
• The burning house, face wound shimmy
• The horrible economy dance
• The crazy, lazy eye, as represented through your legs and arms, and hip shake