The Stanford Chaparral

Owen Ellickson

A dream is a strange and powerful thing. A dream can keep a couple together when the attic is too carcenogenic for any contractor to renovate.
Because it's important.
The pop star on love, sex and steamy nights
A glimpse into the not-so-lucrative baby disposal industry
When I was in Cancun, I saw a girl fall in love with ten guys, one after the other, right there in the bar. It was so romantic!
A fetish piece of sorts
or How to Be An Abstract Artist
You can be put in jail for 10 years for pouring sugar in the President's computer.
Donald Trump, Bill Gates and Scrooge McDuck share their secrets.
*No boxes, please.
In Butlertown, each butler works for the person in the house to his left.
Little-known longer versions
Wheres...things?
Look upon me in wonder, future-beings.
You’re dead, Roger. You can’t talk.
A triumph.
Why go to film school and build time machines just so you can not even have these seven movies together?
It's time we got something off our chests...