The Stanford Chaparral

Jacob Young

A boy writes about his family, er, adopted family.
Can't find a good date, ladies? Then make your own!
Let DJ Hitler make your bar mitzvah dope, ya'll
If Stanford were a country, and that country were a person, that person would be 8 feet tall.
Our love is all the magic time traveling condom we've got.
Does Steve Stonerock get results? Yes.
Every day in the United States, someone wakes up in poverty.
The new craze is sweeping the globe.
AACK!
Do you want the pleasures of my belly or not?
His home is a villaminium.
A real bargain.
Justified disbelief.
Starring George Clooney, his best friend, and a ton of antics.
I said ding-dong, where's the party at? Ding-dong!
Then Again, Maybe I'm Fat
This Here's a Hamburger Town